What Is A Woman?

Society tries to say

A woman is someone pretty

A woman is someone with makeup

A woman is someone who is proper

A woman dresses nicely

A woman eats a certain way

A woman has to act like

She’s the queen of Britain

Does that mean I’m not a woman

For I don’t exactly follow these standards

I don’t always iron my clothes

Or keep my elbows off the table

I don’t sit straight every hour

Or carry a purse to school

I don’t wash my face every morning

I don’t care about colors clashing

So who defines a woman

Is it a man

Is it society

Or is it anyone

Last time I checked

And I check often

A woman is defined

As the female gender

So am I a female

Yes I am

I can carry children

And don’t have a flat chest

So what is a female

Last time I checked

Has the synonym lady

That is used quite often